Characters:
Tai Agumon-Greymon
Mimi Palmon-Togemon
Sora Biyomon
Izzy Tentomon
Matt Gabumon-Garurumon
Joe Gomamon
T.K. Patamon-Angemon
Kari Gatomon
Devimon
Myotismon
Jessie
James
Meowth
Narrator=N
Setting:
When all the Digidestined kids are Camping by themselves.
N: All the kids arrive at Camp by bus.
Tai: "All right, were here".
Kari: "Is everyone here"?
Everyone: "Yup"!
Tai: "Are all the Digimon here"?
All Digimon: "Yup"!
Tai: "All right, lets have fun"!!!
N: Later that night everyone is siting in a circle around a bond fire.
Tai Looks over at Sora and says "Give it to me Baby"!
Sora: "Give what"?
Tai: "Give me some SUGAR baby"!
Sora: (Yells) "NO"!
Matt: (Angry) "Hey, lay off of Tai"!
Sora: "Why, he's over here trying to get to me"?
Matt: "Well you don't have to yell"!
Sora: "I bet you REALLY KNOW HIM"!
Matt: "What"?
Sora: "You and him are gay with each other"
"And don't try to hide it, I once saw you Fucking him in the Ass"!
T.K.: "You and Tai are gay with each other"?
Matt and Tai: "NO"!
Sora: "See, they both said no at the same time".
Matt and Tai: "SO"!
Sora: "See everybody"!!
Mimi: "Please don't argue"!
T.K.: "Is it true Matt, you and Tai are Fucking each other"?
Matt: "Watch your Damn mouth T.K."!
Mimi: "I'm getting stressed out, I'll go over here and finger myself by the flowers"!
Kari: "That's sick"!
Joe: "Can I say something"?
Everyone: "NO"!!
N: The Digimon are sitting off to the side by themselves.
Agumon: "What are they talking about"?
Gabumon: "I don't know".
Patamon: "I think I once herd Matt telling T.K. What gay meant".
Palmon: "Well, spill it".
Patamon: "I think it means that two boys do nasty stuff together, like sucking dicks".
Gomamon: "Joe would never do that...................would he"?
Agumon: "Humans sure can be confusing"!
N: Back at the argument
Tai: "Shut your Damn mouth Sora, you started it"!
Sora: "I started it, you started it you stupid idiot"!!
Matt: "Come on Tai lets go to the Cabin"!!
Tai: "O.K."
Kari: "I can't believe my brother's gay"!
T.K.: "I cant believe MY brother's gay"!
N: Tai and Matt go to the Cabin holding hands.
Mimi: "Is it over"?
Sora: "Yes..............for now".
N: Some noises come from the Cabin.
Matt: "OH,OH,OH,OH,.....TAI"!
Tai: "OH,OH,OH,.....MATT, hit me baby one more time"!!
Joe: "That's just plain sick"
Mimi: "Are they Fucking each other"?
Sora: "Yup".
N: The Digimon come over to the fire.
Patamon: "Where's Matt and Tai"?
Sora: "They're Fucking eachother, the stupid fags"!
Agumon: "What's a Fag"?
Sora: "Never mind"!
Izzy: "Prodigous!!"
Sora: "What is it Izzy"?
Izzy: "I've found my new favorite web site, www.NudeMimi.com <http://www.NudeMimi.com/>".
Mimi: (Nervous) "Oh no"!!!!
Izzy: "Is this really you Mimi"?
Mimi: (Nervous) "Yes".
Tentomon: "WOW Mimi, I've never seen this side of you before"!
N: The noises are still coming from the Cabin.
Tai: "OH,OH,OH,OH,...........MATT"!!!
Matt: "OH,OH,OH,OH,.........TAI, hit me baby one more time"!!!
N: The noises stop and Matt and Tai come out of the Cabin zipping their pants up
and tired.
Sora: "Done"?
Matt and Tai: "What are you talking about"?
Gabumon: "Matt what were those noises"?
Matt: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh"?
Tai: "We were singing with Brittany Spears"!
Agumon: "What's a Brittany Spears"?
Matt: "Forget it".
Gabumon: "What"?
Matt: "FORGET IT".
Gabumon: "Oh, I thought you said Fuck It"
Patamon: "What does Fuck It mean"?
Gabumon: "T.K. might tell you later, Matt's already told me what it means"!
N: Everyone goes to bed and noises come from the corner of the Cabin that Matt and
Tai are sleeping in.
N: The next morning.........
Matt: "SHIT Gabumon, I thought I told you to use the Damn paper"!!!!
Gabumon: (Sad) "Sorry".
Gatomon: "Kari, I need to GO".
Kari: "Oops, I knew I forgot something".
Gatomon: "SHIT, wheres a Damn litter box when you need one?"
Tai: "I'm going to take a piss in the woods, you wana come Matt"?
Matt: "Sure"!
N: Later that Morning while the kids are eating breakfast.
Tai: "Sora, could you sit over at the end of the table so Matt can sit across from
me"?
Sora: "Faget"!
Tai: "Bitch"!
"Hey, Matt, over here"!
Matt: "Great, you saved a spot for me"!
Izzy: "Look Sora, they're playing the Circle Game, but instead off punching each other
in the arm, they kick eachothers balls".
N: That night, the kids gather around another bond fire.
Mimi: "Stop looking up my skirt T.K."!
Matt: (Angry) "T.K."!!!!!!!
T.K.: "Allright".
Kari: "Stop stalking me T.K., you short freak".
T.K.: "Kari, I'll let you see mine if you let me see yours, and it
sucks that you don't have any boobs"!
Patamon: "T.K., stop doing things people don't want you to do"!
T.K.: "Hey Patamon".
Patamon: "What is it T.K."?
T.K.: "Patamon rhymes with Fatamon, hahahahahhahahhahah"!!!!!!!
Patamon: "That wasn't funny T.K.".
T.K.: "Fuck you Patamon, you don't even Digivolve"!
Matt: (Angry) "T.K."!!
T.K.: "Fuck you too Matt, you Fag"!
Matt: "Shut up Asshole"!!
Sora: "No, you shutup".
Matt: "You shut the Fuck up Sora"!
Sora: "Why I oughta.................................wait, did you hear that"?
Matt: "Hear what, Bitch"?
N: There was a rustling sound in the bushes. Then Devimon jumps out.
Devimon: "Ha, I got you, you stupid kids"!
Agumon: "Salt Breath, oh no, I forgot my Attack".
Tai: "Here, this will help you remember"!
N: Tai pules down his pants and sticks his dick up Agumon ass.
Agumon: (Quickly) "Aaahhhhhhhh, Pepper Breath"!!!!
Devimon: "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you hit me, but you're not powerful enough to
defeat me, hahahahahahahahahaahah"!!!!!!!
Agumon: "Agumon Digivolve to..............................Greymon"!!!!!
Greymon: "Hey, why isn't my name Orangemon, I mean, it matches my skin tone"?
Tai: "Just shut up and fight Devimon"!
Devimon: "Ha, you think you can defeat me still, hahahahahaha"!
Greymon: "Nova Blast"!
Devimon: "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, that hurt. I'm going to need help. Myotismon,
come and help me".
N: Myotismon comes out of another bush and attacks Greymon.
Greymon: "Noooooooo, I'm hurt"!
Mimi: "Palmon, you have to help Greymon fight the Dark Masters"!
Palmon: "Palmon Digivolve to..............................Togemon"!!!!!
Togemon: "Needle Spray"!
"SHIT what kind of attack is that, I just shoot needles out of my body, I'm
going, ya'll can defeat them yourselves. Damn Needle Spray"!
Matt: "Gabumon, Digivolve and help Greymon fight"!
Gabumon: "Gabumon Digivolve to..............................Garurumon"!
Garurumon: "Howling Blaster"!
Myotismon: "Aahhhhhhhh, Damn it, you Fucking hit me in my Damn eye"!!!!!
Devimon: "Are you all right Myotismon"?
Myotismon: "Yeah, wait, Did you hear that"?
N: The bushes start rustling again and Jessie, James, and Meowth jump out and start singing their stupid theme song.
Jessie: "Hey, were the ones that are supposed to fight kids, not you"!
James: "Yea, Jessie's right, so get out or prepare to fight".
Meowth: "Meowth that's right".
Myotismon: "Fuck you. Grisly Wing"!
Jessie and James: "Go Zubat"!
Myotismon: "Bats, stop that and attack, NOW"!!
Jessie: "Zubat, stop that and attack, NOW"!!
Myotismon and Team Rocket: "DAMN NASTY BATS"!!!!!
Team Rocket: "That's to nasty for us to watch, so we're leaving now"!
James: "Come Meowth, lets go"!
Meowth: "But I wana stay with Gatomon and get Digi with it"!
Jessie: "NOW Meowth, Fucking stupid cat"!!!
Meowth: "O.K."!
Gatomon: "By Meowth".
Myotismon: "I'm tired of chasing these kids, I'm going after those Pokemon people,
they made my bats go CRAZY and mess up my hair along with
those Damn Zubats, bye Devimon".
Devimon: "Bastard. Well, I can defeat you kids myself. Evil Wing"!
N: Devimon aimed his attack at the Digidestined kids but Greymon and Garurumon blocked it.
Greymon and Garurumon: "Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
N: Greymon and Garurumon felt the full force and were downgraded back to Agumon and Gabumon.
Tai: "Agumon, are you all right"?
Matt: "Gabumon are you all right"?
Agumon: "Sorry Tai, I tried my best but I'm out of energy".
Gabumon: "Sorry Matt, I tried, but I'm out of energy".
Tai: "Come on, lets go and take care of them"!
Matt: "All right".
N: Matt and Tai both take their Digimon to the Cabin and some more noises start coming out of the Cabin.
Everyone: "GROSS"!!!!!!!
Biyomon: "That is so Fucking nasty, human with Digimon, eeeeeewwwwwwww.
Sora, can I try to fight Devimon"?
Sora: "No, all you do is have bugers come out of your nose"!
Biyomon: "You're such a Bitch Sora"!!!
Patamon: "Can I try T.K."?
T.K.: "No, you can't even Digivolve you piece of Shit"
Patamon: (Beginning to cry) "T.K., stop saying bad things about me".
N: Just then, Patamon began to glow white and getting ready to digivolve.
T.K.: "Bitchin"!!!!!!!!
Patamon: "Patamon Digivolve to..............................Angemon".
T.K.: "HOLY SHIT"!!!!!!!!!!
Devimon: "Oh no, it's Angemon, my most powerful rival"!!!!
Angemon: "I'll destroy you Devimon! Angel Rod"!!!
N: Just before the blast hit him, Devimon said................
Devimon: "Angemon, when I come back to have a rematch, may I see your Rod when
you use Angel Rod"?
N: Them the blast hit him and totally destroyed him.
N: Then all the kids go back to having fun camping, and Matt and Tai
are still Fucking each other, and Matt and Sora are still fighting.
The End |
